There are TWO ways to participate in Smuttermilk! The first way is to write a piece of erotica that:

• somehow features “Buttermilk” (note: the goblin known as Buttermilk does not necessarily need to be a main character)
• is less than 1,500 words in length
• is submitted via the official website posted below by May 31st
• is kept SECRET until the event, in order to encourage fair voting and in-person laughs

The second way to participate is to volunteer as a reader! xoxo,
Noodle

Submit, dominate, or sign up to be a reader below Buttermilk’s consent.